Maybe you’ve recently puked up some ayahuasca in a Laurel Canyon VRBO, or dropped a half-hit of LSD at a tech-sponsored Burning Man camp, in an accelerated search for some sort of life-affirming wisdom you can’t quite grasp.

I get it, kind of.

You’re thirsty for something other than the comparative happiness juice boxes sold by social media and consumed by that hot Lululemon mom holding court in the checkout line at Trader Joe’s. Deep down you know that outside perceptions are roadblocks on your own path toward wellness, clarity, and purpose.

‘Manifesting is for Pussies’ is your reminder, which you can get for free (there are a few minor f-ups in the first hardcover printing) by clicking ‘Get a book’ below.